32. Oakland Raiders (32)
The Raiders had a bye week, and are dismantling their team. There’s no upside on the horizon and no reason to believe the Raiders are anything but the worst team.
31. Arizona Cardinals (31)
The Broncos haven’t been playing well, but they looked like Super Bowl locks against these guys. Rosen has a lot to learn, but at this point they may as well be patient with him.
30. San Francisco 49ers (30)
To say the Niners got steamrolled by their NFC West rivals is being kind. The 49ers had just 228 total yards of offense and had more turnovers (four) than third-down conversions (three). Quarterback CJ Beathard was sacked seven times and will probably be having nightmares about Aaron Donald for months.
29. New York Giants (29)
It’s a true battle for who’s the worst NFL team, and the Giants did everything they could to take that 32 spot. They just need to stay on the same track and maybe they will reach that goal. They simply played the Falcons too close, so for now they are only 4th worst. TRY HARDER NY!!!
28. Buffalo Bills (27)
The Bills are still dangling on to a chance to be the worst, but they messed up and have 2 wins. They better stop winning or they won’ t have a top 5 pick, figure it out Buffalo. This week was a great start to staying in bottom, Allen really shouldn’t play the rest of the year, he’s this teams only chance of winning. But seriously, you don’t want to get Allen hurt again, let him learn and start fresh next year.
27. Indianapolis Colts (28)
Leave it to the Bills to make the Colts looks good. Luck is among the league leaders in touchdowns, but the defense holding Buffalo to 5 points is hopefully a boost. The next 5 games only have 1 team with a winning record and that against a shaky Miami team. On a good note, they could seriously go on a run.
26. Atlanta Falcons (28)
The Falcons moved up!! 2 spots…for barely beating the Giants. There’s some ranking out there that have Falcons in the top 20, they’re morons, these guys were one clock management decision away from losing. 2 wins in a row, my ass, these guys are an injury ridden mess. This was a legitimate playoff contender and that had some key injuries, but this is the worst 3 win team in the league right now.
25. Cleveland Browns (24)
The OT Kings, well maybe jesters, because they seem to lose the overtime. Good teams figure out ways to win, so its even more proof they have a ways to go. I’m honestly ready to blame the coach, it doesn’t seem like Hue Jackson has this team ready to play. At some point you finally have all this talent, there’s only one man to blame.
24. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (26)
It took a 59-yard field goal from Chandler Catanzaro (who missed from 40 at the end of regulation) to dispatch a feisty Browns team. The Bucs have a miserable defense and Winston turns the ball over a lot, that’s not a good combo. They are going to win more games because they can score loads of points, but also lose games because they can’t win the turnover battle. It will continue to be a season of mediocrity in Tampa.
23. NY Jets (21)
When the Jets are good, they’re good, but when they lose their flaws can be seen from space. Darnold’s knock out of USC was throwing picks, he did that 3 times against a really good Minnesota team, that a guaranteed lose right there.
22. Denver Broncos (24)
Yes, the Broncos destroyed the Cardinals, but it’s difficult to tell if that’s a function of Denver addressing some of their issues and improving or if it’s just that Arizona really is that bad. They get KC next week, @ KC, this could get bad.
21. Jacksonville Jaguars (14)
UMM, these guys were top 5, really shows how wild the NFL is. I was pro Bortles last year, but I’m off that wagon now. I’m all on the train for trading for Carr, give Oakland a 2nd rd pick. That’s the best chance at saving this season. Other options are trading for Tyrod Taylor, hell, Kap has to be better a option at this point. The defense has issues, but it could be something that winning again can help.
20. Tennessee Titans (20)
After falling behind 17-6 early in the third quarter, a Titans team that’s been stumbling of late rallied to get back in the game. A Marcus Mariota touchdown pass on fourth down with less than a minute left closed Tennessee to within an extra point of tying the game. But rather than kick that extra point, Titans head coach Mike Vrabel chose to go for a game-winning two-point conversion. It failed, and now the Titans will have two weeks to stew over the one that got away. I’m all for a coach going for it, as long as he can live with being the hero one week and the villain the next.
19. Dallas Cowboys (17)
This may be the lowest we see Dallas, the trade for Amari Cooper could be a game changer. They barely lost to the division leader Washington, this could give the Cowboys the extra swagger they’ve been missing. Giving up a first rounder may hurt in the long run, but this is a win now league.
18. Seattle Seahawks (18)
Seahawks had a bye week, they just need to do exactly what they were doing before the bye week.
17. Philadelphia Eagles (16)
Sound the alarm, the defending champs are no where near a playoff team. They have the talent to save this ship from sinking, but the boats taking on water. The issue…Wentz can’t get the ball off, the offensive line sucks. Next week in London is make or break for the entire season.
16. Detroit Lions (23)
Don’t look now, but the Lions are in a legitimate spot to make the playoffs. Rookie tailback Kerryon Johnson was outstanding. Johnson gashed Miami for 158 yards on 19 carries, this is the key to being a playoff team in Detroit.
15. Houston Texans (19)
What a difference a month makes. Four weeks ago, the 0-3 Texans looked to be on a collision course with a top-five draft pick. Now, after trouncing the Jaguars in Jacksonville for their biggest win of the year, the Texans are 4-3 and in first place by themselves in the AFC South. This is exactly the team we thought we were getting before the season started.
14. Carolina Panthers (15)
I want to put them back in the top 10, I really do, because they are good enough. I’m taking my time, but Carolina looks like a playoff team. They were outplayed most of the game against Philly, but like I said earlier, good teams figure out ways to win.
13. Cincinnati Bengals (9)
Wow, talk about getting exposed. Cincy still can make the best out of this season, but after 2 heartbreaking loses (Pitt, KC) it makes you wonder if these guys are tough enough. The Bengals don’t get much time to lick their wounds: The team’s next three games are all against teams (Tampa, New Orleans, at Baltimore) with at least a .500 record.
12. Baltimore Ravens (6)
Ok fine, Brees finally beat the Ravens. In his career, Tucker had attempted 222 PATs. He had never missed. Ever. Not once. This isn’t Tucker’s fault though, the Ravens feel apart late and should have never had to depend on Tucker, the guy has had too many of these pressure situations. Just like a quarterback throwing an interception, even the best kickers miss. The reason that Baltimore fell out of the top 10 wasn’t because they lost to Brees, its because top 10 teams don’t fall apart on offense and defense at the same time.
11. Miami Dolphins (11)
I’m not moving the Dolphins…yet, but this team doesn’t look 4-2. They look 2-4, but winning is winning. Brock has his moments but this will end up just like Brock always does…in a lot of loses. Lets hope Tannehill comes back before that happens.
10. Chicago Bears (10)
The Bears are a weird one, they have allowed the least amount of points the the division, but sit in last place. Their loses are 3 close games, so if this team start winning the close ones then they will quickly reach the top of the division again. They have the Jets, Lions and Bills in their next 3 games, so barring any slip ups, the Bears will remain in the top 10 until their Vikings matchup.
9. Pittsburgh Steelers (13) / 8. Green Bay Packers (12)
These guys get packed together, both had bye weeks, and moved up because other teams ahead of them simply deserved to get booted out of the top 10. Both teams are also together because they seem to be hitting their strides, just like they always seem to do.
7. Washington Redskins (8)
First place, just grinding out wins. They more than deserve the top 10, this division is all over the place, especially with Philly struggling. At this point, it would be shocking NOT to see these guys in the playoffs.
6. Minnesota Vikings (7)
The Vikings are moving back into top 5 talk, but the current top 5 has just flat out been better. Lets not forget Minny lost to Buffalo and had a close game against Arizona…people forget. The real test is a game next week against the Saints, win that then we take you seriously.
5. San Diego Chargers (5)
The Chargers are on cruise control, and in this case that’s a good thing. They have a favorable stretch of games and could even clinch a wild card, before they have to play KC again. Plus they keep winning, the division isn’t out of reach either, what a wild thought.
4. New Orleans Saints (4)
This team showed their grit and showed the NFL why they’re Super Bowl contenders. They squeezed out a game that not everything went right and beat another top team. Brees continues to break records, get them out of the Super Dome and they aren’t as explosive. From here things get really interesting for New Orleans. A trip to Minnesota for a playoff rematch next Sunday night, followed by a home date with the Rams, a trip to Cincinnati and a matchup with the defending Super Bowl champion Eagles. It’s gut check time.
3. New England Patriots (3)
The Bears pushed the Pats, but 2 weeks in a row, they squeak out a win. That’s what championship teams do. Not much to say here, its New England doing New England things.
2. KC Chiefs (2)
The Bengals were supposed to be the AFC’s 3rd best team…well the may have fell out of the top 5. The Chiefs dominated every aspect of this game and have now exposed 2 big contenders this year (Jaguars, Bengals). Sorry, Patriots, but KC is still the AFC team to beat.
1. LA Rams (1)
They dominated the 49ers, just like they are supposed to. They have Packers, Saints, Seahawks, and Chiefs, that’s an absolutely insane stretch. The Rams have looked unbeatable this year, but the next 4 weeks will show us who they really are.